I have literally spent all night trying to explain quantum physics to a retard. When I asked Toscar if this guy was just drunk or actually stupid, Tosc said:
“He’s a moron. A real moron. He thought rats gave birth to mice.”
I feel like I’m bleeding from the eyes. You know when you think someone might just be being a bit stubborn and refusing to listen…? Turns out this guy didn’t even understand how to tell the time.
Anyway, I’m drunk and home now and I feel sick and sad as hell. Psychiatrist wants to keep ‘an eye’ on me, so hi ho. Currently downing a load of sleeping pills, Toscar can fuck himself if he thinks he’s getting a blowjob tonight, just not going to happen. I am off to the noddy land of noddington. Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight, and kisses. x