Jesus Christ, my life is just one long parade of spiders at the moment. I was settling down to sleep and out of the corner of my eye spied a fucking beast of a spider on the ceiling. I ran to get the mop from the kitchen, returned to the bedroom, spider gone. So now I’m trapped in here with a huge spider. Do I leave the bedroom door open to encourage it on an adventure into the living room? Or will this just invite other spiders into my bedroom? Fuck damn it!